What if you were forcibly separated from the love of your life?

When part-time construction worker and full-time hustler Chris Turner meets the girl of his dreams in a Dairy Queen drive-through, he induces her to climb out of the window and run away with him. She is Janique, and she's everything he's ever wanted.

So begins a love affair that defies reason. Submission, piercings, and a mock kidnapping are just foreplay for what's to come. The two hard-living antiheroes are so in love, they'd rather rob stores and banks than spend their days apart.

It's all fun and games until they end up in connected prisons. Then it's up to Chris to get them out again, using only brains, brutality, and a book by Tom Robbins...