ILLUSTRATIONS
The Gorilla between "turns." Frontispiece
The Original Wild Man of Borneo 11
The Chinese Sword Swallower 17
"Stenciling." 19
Extra Stout 31
The two were excellent friends 35
Pulled his level best 43
A Bright Chap 53
Useful for keeping off the rain 55
Discovered 63
Swung head downward 67
Curled round her wrist 73
A most astonished gorilla 95
Smiled at me with both heads 103
Blushed a double blush 111
Brought both of her flowers 113
Would sit on a rock and comb her hair 129
They got up a scheme 133
Some scoundrel had tried to boil her 139
He would argue 143
He found the dwarf 147
She pulled him over by the collar 155
Took four men and a policeman to hold her 161
CONTENTS
The Wild Man of Borneo 7
How the Fat Woman Eloped 29
The N'Shugie-Gumb 51
A Gorilla Romance 79
A Case of Dual Consciousness 99
The Mermaid 121
Major Microbe 141
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