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LEADER: 01586cam 22003374a 4500
001 ocm39665245
003 OCoLC
005 20100608122628.0
008 980810s1990 nyua j 001 0 eng c
040 $aCLE$cCLE$dXY4$dFMO$dVUE
020 $a9780806984353
020 $a080698435X
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035 $a(OCoLC)39665245
042 $apcc
050 4 $aPN6231.E87$bK87 1990
082 00 $a818/.5402$220
082 4 $a793.735
100 1 $aKushner, Maureen.
245 14 $aThe funniest excuse book ever /$cby Maureen Kushner ; illustrated by Sanford Hoffman.
260 $aNew York :$bSterling Pub. Co.,$cc1990.
300 $a96 p. :$bill. ;$c21 cm.
505 0 $aNo more boring excuses. If anyone asks why you've been fighting, just blame it on your boxer shorts. These snappy, zany comebacks will crack you up and drive adults crazy. From school smarts and chore chuckles to behavior busters and food funnies, there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions. So whether you're really in a fix, or just want to get a laugh, these amusing alibis will definitely work. (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible). (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date).
520 $aHundreds of wacky excuses to use in familiar situations at school, at home, and in the neighborhood.
650 0 $aExcuses$vJuvenile humor.
650 0 $aWit and humor, Juvenile.
650 1 $aWit and humor.
700 1 $aHoffman, Sanford.
994 $aZ0$bPMR
948 $hNO HOLDINGS IN PMR - 179 OTHER HOLDINGS