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520 $aA laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from the Honest Toddler, the Internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm on the Honest Toddler blog and on Twitter @HonestToddler have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online. Are you a confused parent to a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the small child in your life? Are you tired, stressed out and looking for relief? This book can't help with the last one but it can help you become a better servant/parent to the toddler at the heart of your world. You'll learn about everything from meal preparation (hint: just put the crackers on a plate), play date etiquette (don't touch. Just don't!), to how time outs make you look like a fool. The Honest Toddler says a firm 'NO' to popular, fashionable parenting trends and instead embraces the big questions: Who Does Mommy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? And Sleep and Weaning Yourself Off it.
505 0 $aIntroduction -- 1. "Why did you do that?": the ins and outs of toddler behavior and how to leave it alone -- 2. Parenting from the heart: ignoring outside influences -- 3. Toddler-approved recipes -- 4. Food-shopping guide: what we do and don't need -- 5. Sleep: weaning yourself off it -- 6. Distractions and personal interests: letting them go -- 7. Grooming, dressing, and general hygiene: how to keep your hands to yourself -- 8. Books, television and games: understanding and spending real money on toddler entertainment -- 9. Special occasions: making them magical for your sweet angel -- 10. Pets: helping your toddler love them tight -- 11. More tips for effective and brief communication with your toddler -- 12. Car etiquette (and places to avoid visiting) -- 13.Breakdown of popular toddler trends, from amber necklaces to leggings, and why you should avoid them -- 14. Green snot: how to treat your toddler's illnesses -- 15. The long hello: birth -- 16. Good times: vacationing with your toddler -- 17. Parents and their dangerous vices: learning self-control -- 18. Potty training simplified / eliminsted -- Conclusion: You've come a long way -- Afterword / Bunmi Laditan.
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