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Howard Pub. Co.
Language
English
Pages
230

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Just kidding around. Page 1 -What about the Grownups?. Bob Phillips Page 2
-The Cheez Doodle Principle. Nancy Kennedy Page 3 |
-The Big Boo from the Balcony. Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz Page 6 |
-George Invades Cyperspace. Charlene Ann Baumbich Page 9 |
Chapter 2: Three laughs for mom. Page 13
-Go Figure. Dave Barry Page 14 |
-Everyone Else’s Mom. Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz Page 15 |
-Mama is a SCREAMER. Mark Lowry Page 18 |
-Minivacations Even a Travel Agent Could Love. Karen Scalf Linamen Page 22 |
Chapter 3: Don't laugh at me because I'm beautiful. Page 25
-Deep Enough. Jean Kerr Page 26 |
-Even Those Hairs Are Numbered. Sheri Rose Shepherd Page 27 |
-Aromatherapy Overdose. Renae Bottom Page 30 |
-Held Hostage in the Dressing Room. Charlene Ann Baumbich Page 33 |
Chapter 4: Ten laughs, no weighting. Page 37
-Diet Definition. from Lowell D. Streiker’s A Treasury of Humor Page 38 |
-11 Tips to Survive Swimsuit Shopping. Lynn Bowen Walker Page 39 |
-I Never Met a Cookie I Didn’t Fall in Love With. Nancy Kennedy Page 41 |
-Be a Loser. Karen Scalf Linamen Page 49 |
Chapter 5: Parenting—not for the faint of heart or the slow to laugh. Page 51
-Mimic our Manners. Anonymous Page 52 |
-You Know Your Kids are Growing Up When. Lynn Bowen Walker Page 53 |
-All Mama Ever Wanted. Mark Lowry Page 55 |
-Missing the Manual. Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz Page 61 |
Chapter 6: Blushing beauties—embarrassing moments. Page 65
-Bow Your Heads. Martha Bolton Page 66 |
-Yuk It Up!. Patsy Clairmont Page 67 |
-Blinded by the Light. Sheri Rose Shepherd Page 71 |
-Sure I Can!. Patsy Clairmont Page 73 |
Chapter 7: Laughter, family style. Page 77
-Dog Heaven. Mark Twain Page 78 |
-Pet Peeve. Pamela Shires Sneddon Page 79 |
-Honey, They Flushed the Cat. Nancy Kennedy Page 84 |
-Would You Like a Coronary with Your Coffee?. Karen Scalf Linamen Page 89 |
Chapter 8: Till death do us laugh—marriage humor. Page 93
-It Could Happen. Anonymous Page 94 |
-Fun Questions for Married Couples. Bill and Pam Farrel Page 95 |
-Would You Let Me Woo You?. Laura Jensen Walker Page 104 |
-Time to Go: Ready or Not. Laura Jensen Walker Page 109 |
Chapter 9: A houseful of laughs. Page 113
-Presidential Candidates. Margaret Thatcher Page 114 |
-Dare to Decorate. Lynn Bowen Walker Page 115 |
-When You Can’t Take It with You. Martha Bolton Page 119 |
-Handy Dandy Rooster Repairs. Fran Caffey Sandin Page 121 |
Chapter 10: Bringing up laughter—more parenting humor. Page 127
-Raising Kids. Ed Asner Page 128 |
-Private: No Trespassing. Karen Scalf Linamen Page 129 |
-The Outlaws of Physics. Renae Bottom Page 133 |
-A Hiding Place. Martha Bolton Page 136 |
Chapter 11: Humor with a shine. Page 139
-Escapees from the Home Front. Heloise Page 140 |
-Mapping Out Mom’s Cleaning Strategy. Marti Attoun Page 141 |
-Chronic Purse-Stuffers Club. Renae Bottom Page 143 |
-It’s Time to Clean out the Fridge When. Karen Scalf Linamen Page 145 |
Chapter 12: How quickly they grow, how swiftly we laugh. Page 149
-Homecoming Detail. Art Buchwald Page 150 |
-Growing Up in Slow-Mo. Martha Bolton Page 151 |
-In the Throes of Mother Henhood. Becky Freeman Page 153 |
-Future Mothers of the Groom Wear Radar and Keep Their Eyes Peeled. Charlene Ann Baumbich Page 156 |
Chapter 13: You've got to be kidding—more family humor. Page 161
-Amazing Medical Breakthrough. Linda Weber Page 162 |
-Angels Don’t Always Have Wings. Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz Page 163 |
-Stay Home—Alone. Marti Attoun Page 166 |
-When You Gotta Go. Renae Bottom Page 169 |
Chapter 14: Mother, may I laugh?. Page 175
-Grounded for Life. Kendra Smalley Page 176 |
-Learning to Land. Gwendolyn Mitchell Diaz Page 177 |
-The Fish Pond. Carolyn Arends Page 180 |
-Acrylic Nail Tip Adventures. Renae Bottom Page 184 |
Chapter 15: Ignorance is (domestic) bliss. Page 189
-Excuses, Excuses. Sandra Felton Page 190 |
-Life’s Grind (A Man’s View of Ironing). Tim Wildman Page 191 |
-Wish I Were Crafty. Renae Bottom Page 197 |
-Hen Hugs and Heart Tugs. Fran Caffey Sandin Page 200 |
Chapter 16: To Mom, with love and laughs. Page 205
-It’s a Grapefruit Day. Sandra P. Aldrich Page 206 |
-Curbin’ Their Wormin’ Ways. Becky Freeman with Ruthie Arnold Page 207 |
-The M.O.M. Awards. Nancy Kennedy Page 211 |
-You Know It’s Mother’s Day When. Martha Bolton Page 214 |
Chapter 17: You're never too old to laugh. Page 217
-Ancient Treasures. Bob Phillips Page 218 |
-Forget It. Patsy Clairmont Page 219 |
-What’s Age Got to Do with It?. Pamela Shires Sneddon Page 221 |
-The Good, the Bad, the Geezer. Charlene Ann Baumbich Page 225 |
Contributors. Page 229 Source Notes. Page 233

Edition Notes

Includes bibliographical references.

Published in
West Monroe, La

Classifications

Dewey Decimal Class
818/.60208
Library of Congress
PN6165 .H86 2001, PN6165.H86 2001

Contributors

Illustrator
Kristen Myers

The Physical Object

Pagination
ix, 230 p. :
Number of pages
230

ID Numbers

Open Library
OL24210242M
Internet Archive
humorforwomanshe00macd
ISBN 10
1582292051
ISBN 13
9781582292052
LCCN
2001047032
OCLC/WorldCat
47521440

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