An edition of How To Screw Up Your Kids (2012)

How To Screw Up Your Kids

Blended Families, Blendered Style

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An edition of How To Screw Up Your Kids (2012)

How To Screw Up Your Kids

Blended Families, Blendered Style

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Married couples with children divorce 40% of the time. In less than three years after that divorce, chances are both mom and dad are remarried, and probably each to someone who has kids of their own. The single most explosive and divisive issue in those marriages? Stepparenting.
Wouldn't it be nice if we all lived in a bubble gum and sugar plum world where, without a ripple on Lake Placid, kids embraced stepparents and appreciated their contributions? Where stepsiblings didn't compete for attention and argue over favorites and fairness? Well, we don't.

So what we need when stepparenting is a good plan. A plan for blending, or blendering if you will, the disparate stepchildren and their parents into a chunky smoothie of stepfamily goodness. How To Screw Up Your Kids helps the parents everyone predicts will fail prove all the naysayers wrong. Through the use of practical human relations principles and the author's achingly honest and often hilarious stories, readers will learn to envision and instill a unique set of family values and culture into their new household, and by God, have fun doing it.

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Table of Contents

Chapter One: Despite Our Best Efforts.
Chapter Two: How did the Bradys do it?
Chapter Three: Blendering.
Chapter Four: It’s the Maine thing.
Chapter Five: Trippin’ the Light Fantastic.
Chapter Six: Speed Bumps in the Yellow Brick Road.
Chapter Seven: I ain’t no freakin’ nurturer.
Chapter Eight: My stepdad is my hero.
Chapter Nine: Homicide: 22 Unnamed Victims.
Chapter Ten: Family Killing Spree Continues.
Chapter Eleven: Serial Killer
Chapter Twelve: Year One: Becoming Momela.
Chapter Thirteen: The Last of the Cupcakes.
Chapter Fourteen: The 3/5 Rule.
Chapter Fifteen: Shotgun Wedding.
Chapter Sixteen: This stepmom thing takes resolve.
Chapter Seventeen: Leaving Annaly.
Chapter Eighteen: I’m pretty sure this is inappropriate.
Chapter Nineteen: Textation.
Chapter Twenty: A family that sweats together gets together.
Chapter Twenty-one: We ain’t no Jackson Five, but we try.
Chapter Twenty-two: What’s for dinner?
Chapter Twenty-three: Unfriending.
Chapter Twenty-four: I am the Swami.
Chapter Twenty-five: Take your head out of the sand.
Chapter Twenty-six: A Tiny Token of My Devotion.
Chapter Twenty-seven: Would I lie to you?.
Chapter Twenty-eight: Truth or Consequences.
Chapter Twenty-nine: Don’t bury the hatchet in your ex’s back.
Chapter Thirty: This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Chapter Thirty-one: For the Love of Susanne.
Chapter Thirty-two: The Whispering Hutchins.
Chapter Thirty-three: In Praise of Swim Teams and Stepdaughters.
Chapter Thirty-four: Schoolworkin’
Chapter Thirty-five: Chronicles of Thanksgiving.
Chapter Thirty-six: Poetic Justice.
Chapter Thirty-seven: Rockin’ ‘n’ Rollin’
Chapter Thirty-eight: 13,161 Feet High.
Chapter Thirty-nine: Refrigerated Child Porn.
Chapter Forty: Wutliss.
Chapter Forty-one: Dear Tim Tebow, Only you can save my daughter.
Chapter Forty-Two: There Once Was a Man From Nantucket
Chapter Forty-three: Waffling.
Chapter Forty-four: I cannot tell a lie.
Chapter Forty-five: And this explains why our daughter ends up an exotic dancer who tells her therapist, “It’s all my mother’s fault.”
Chapter Forty-six: Leaving a Piece of Our Hearts in Colorado.
Chapter Forty-seven: All Blendered

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Number of pages
298
Dimensions
0.7 x 5.25 x inches
Weight
0.83125 pounds

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OL25390726M
ISBN 13
9781476331225

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