Mime Erin Matthews can't resist spoofing the passerby in the three-piece suit. But the joke's on her when he sweeps her into his arms, dubs her his princess--and gives her ten days to plan their wedding!

Mark Townsend's lusty commands certainly befit a prince, and his knee-weakening kisses do make her feel like royalty. Even his sudden whimsies are majestic: breaking down doors to rescue her, staging impossibly romantic rendezvous, pursuing her positively everywhere. But his vows to cherish her forever remind security-hungry Erin that men often promise the world, then deliver heartache. And only fairy tales end happily ever after, don't they?