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In this uproarious encore to The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, Erma Bombeck confronts society's greatest challenge: surviving the Seventies -- the fears, the worries, the anxieties. She shares with her readers some of her deepest concerns: discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along; getting into the Guinness Book of Records under "Pregnancy: Oldest Recorded Birth;" leaving the world suddenly and knowing that no one else in the family can replace a toilet-tissue spindle. - Jacket flap.
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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
2000, Recorded Books; 3 cassettes
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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the Pits
October 1990, McGraw-Hill Companies
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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
March 12, 1985, Fawcett
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If Life is a Bowl of Cherries -- What Am I Doing in the Pits?
August 12, 1983, Fawcett
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If life is a bowl of cherries - what am I doing in the pits?.
1979, Fawcett Crest, Random House Publishing Group
in English
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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
1979, Fawcett Crest
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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
1978, McGraw-Hill
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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
1978, G. K. Hall
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Table of Contents
Introduction : A pair of white socks in a pantyhose world
If you thought the wedding was bad
The mother mystique
Who killed apple pie?
The varicose open
Profile of a martyress
Have a good day
Warning : families may be dangerous to your health
There ought to be a law
Gametime
Fashions and fads that underwhelmed me
How to speak child fluently
Travel is so broadening I bought a maternity dress to wear home
The trick is knowing when to laugh
I'm laughing so hard I can't stop crying
Epilogue
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Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.
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