Task seemed simple enough. All Romero Grant needed doing was visit our Deep-South, Alabama for being precise, scout out some sites, then report back. He did add one minor complexity. He'd travel by bicycle, as a homeless tramp. Still, southern folk are hospitable. They'd give him grand care. Wouldn't they? Romero Grant would visit Chicken processing plants, southern churches, and one very interesting, noteworthy, clothing optional, seed planting operation. Can we say bizarre? Romero truly finds the bizarre here. Here, he'd enter one whole new world and find his first true love. This tale's worth reading, just for finding out about this strange new world, and what his love looks like. It's now what you'd expect.