When people get married it is "till death do us part", but when you fall truly, madly, deeply in love with your football team there is no divorce, you do not stray. Your team is the one constant, consistent, permanent, overwhelming obsession in your life.

Rarely has a book been written that so painfully yet humorously conveys the all-consuming, red hot passion, joy and despair felt by the vast majority of football fans. With highs so intense it reduces sex to mere skin rubbing, David Blatt leaves wives and girlfriends in their rightful place on the substitutes bench as he takes the reader on a journey through his United watching adventures, from the tragedy of Munich to the triumph of Moscow via the 1968 European Cup Final at Wembley, relegation, promotion, the wilderness years of the 70s & 80s, Rotterdam, a first league title in 26 years and the glorious 1999 treble culminating in that unforgettable night in Barcelona. Then onto the protracted sale to the Glazers, the rise and rise of FC United of Manchester and, finally, the double whammy of United's 17th league title and the agony and ecstasy of Russian penalty roulette in Moscow.

It's a tale that millions of so-called "ordinary" football fans can relate to. After all, how can kissing girls compete with getting up at 05.00am for a 400 mile round trip to home games?