I wrote this collection of observances in '91 - '92, before I even had access to the World Wise Web. My humor sucks lava but I also may brag of the predictions I had about many things; the Middle East, the newly-elected William Jefferson Clinton, the C.I.A., as well as general satire. I didn't make a dime but I did surprise myself at how accurate my hunches were during a vodka-crazed year borrowing from the movie Risky Business' message, "Sometimes, you just gotta say 'What the fuck.'"