Spending the holidays with people I want to punch in the throat

yuletide yahoos, ho-ho-humblebraggers, and other seasonal scourges

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Spending the holidays with people I want to punch in the throat

yuletide yahoos, ho-ho-humblebraggers, and other seasonal scourges

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"For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann's naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can't take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person ("Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter."). And on her nice list. well, she's working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: You Can Keep Your Cookies, I'm Just Here for the Booze Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? Why You Won't Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother's Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can't get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Advance praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat "Jen Mann understands that wanting to be a good person and yearning to punch the deserving in the throat aren't mutually exclusive. At no time is this more evident than during the holidays. Buy this book if you're a fan of not spending the holidays behind bars."--Jen Lancaster, author of I Regret Nothing Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat "Jen Mann says the things we're all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey."--Robin O'Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable "Comedy gold. Reading her stories is like riding a waterslide: fast, direct and unpredictable."--New York Daily News "Will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time."--Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes"--

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Ballantine Books
Language
English
Pages
196

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Table of Contents

10 things I hate about the holidays
Section one: Christmas memories I'd like to forget
Before Toddlers & tiaras there was me
The white trash dollhouse
Like a neon virgin in Guess jeans and Swatch watches
The dreaded annual Christmas photo
Doesn't everyone wrap Christmas presents in their underwear?
Hey, Santa, keep your yule log to yourself!
Section two: Making my own Christmas memories (note: they still suck!)
Fa-ra-ra-ra-raa, ra-ra-ra-raa: my Christmas story
Hoarder's delight
Overachieving Elf on the Shelf mommies
Ho-ho-horrendous
One man's junk is my precious children's gift
Wait, who is the reason for the season?
How shopping with me at Christmastime is the best birth control there is
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between a home invasion and an overzealous crew of Christmas carolers
You can keep your cookies, I'm just here for the booze
Suburban moms' endless Christmas conversation loop
I should have had a damn holiday system
Annual Christmas letters: the art of the humblebrag
Section three: Other holidays (that still annoy me), in no particular order
Why you won't be invited to our Chinese New Year party this year, or ever
Nice Halloween costume, was Skank sold out?
Thanksgiving Day parades suck when they're not in HD
My first and last Mother's Day present
The Easter I blew Gomer's mind.

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Dewey Decimal Class
818/.602
Library of Congress
PN6231.C36 M36 2015, PN6231.C36M36 2014

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Pagination
xx, 196 pages
Number of pages
196

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Open Library
OL27198590M
ISBN 10
0345549996
ISBN 13
9780345549990
LCCN
2015025901
OCLC/WorldCat
914256959
Amazon ID (ASIN)

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