WELCOME TO TYLER
CHANGES ARE AFOOT...

Tyler's got a new female police captain -- and everybody's talking! Come on down to Marge's and share the speculations of America's favorite hometown.

SHE SEEMS TOUGH AS NAILS
When Tyler's favorite son Brick Bauer loses a promotion to outsider Karen Keppler, no one is pleased -- least of all Brick.

BUT THEY CALL HER "CAPTAIN CURVACEOUS"
Thoughts of his beautiful new boss, however, are soon keeping Brick awake at nights. Unfortunately, no-nonsense Captain Keppler has this rule about not dating subordinates...